Whatever, I still care for us

Ok how are you,I am fine, well enough of the pleasantries. What the hell is going on with everything in the world? Nothing? Fine. Excellent. Nothing for me to complain about....Well almost anything. What is up with all this commercialism? Anyone wonder why there are so many suicides around christmas? Because a nasty rumor is popping up that Santa deosn't exist. No really its because of bastards that run these companies that use Christmas to boost their sales. Its ludicrous! The one thing you need for sure for a great Christmas gift is a red and white mop! The perfect gift! No seriously, what the hell is that? Who wants a mop, or for that matter, a ------- sweater!??!?! Well i guess it gets cold around winter, but for gods sake knit the damn thing! Show some initiative, damn it! Its all good and well but whats the point in putting care in a present when you could just declare your love with a high price tag?
For god sake Im gonna go watch some seriously high priced dvds i got lastr christmas.
See ya on the flipside.