Wednesday, January 05, 2005

What else is there?

Yo. I have finally began to realize that this country is screwed. That is why I will be leaving, for a time at least. Unlike my friend Cactus I willl have the privilege to be visiting the otaku' s version of heaven, the promised land, valhalla. Japan. Also I have started to read Peacemaker Kurogane which I have finally purchased the first book of. If anyone knows of any good bit torrents for this series please tell me.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Vincent....

Vincent Malloy is seven years old, / He's always polite and does what he's told. / For a boy his age he's considerate and nice, / But he wants to be just like Vincent Price. / He doesn't mind living with his sister, dog and cat, / Though he'd rather share a home with spiders and bats. / There he could reflect on the horrors he's invented, / And wander dark hallways alone and tormented. / Vincent is nice when his aunt comes to see him, / But imagines dipping her in wax for his wax museum. / He likes to experiment on his dog Abacrombie, / In the hopes of creating a horrible zombie. / So he and his horrible zombie dog, / Could go searching for victims in the London fog. / His thoughts aren't only of ghoulish crime, / He likes to paint and read to pass the time. / While other kids read books like Go Jane Go, / Vincent's favorite author is Edgar Allen Poe. / One night while reading a gruesome tale, / He read a passage that made him turn pale. / Such horrible news he could not survive, / For his beautiful wife had been buried alive. / He dug out her grave to make sure she was dead, / Unaware that her grave was his mother's flower bed. / His mother sent Vincent off to his room, / He knew he'd been banished to the tower of doom. / Where he was sentenced to spend the rest of his life, / Alone with a portrait of his beautiful wife. / While alone and insane, encased in his tomb, / Vincent's mother suddenly burst into the room. / "If you want to you can go outside and play. / It's sunny outside and a beautiful day." / Vincent tried to talk, but he just couldn't speak, / The years of isolation had made him quite weak. / So he took out some paper, and scrawled with a pen, / "I am possessed by this house, and can never leave it again." / His mother said, "You're not possessed, and you're not almost dead. / These games that you play are all in your head. / You're not Vincent Price, you're Vincent Malloy. / You're not tormented, you're just a young boy." / "You're seven years old, and you're my son, / I want you to get outside and have some real fun." / Her anger now spent, she walked out through the hall, / While Vincent backed slowly against the wall. / The room started to sway, to shiver and creak. / His horrid insanity had reached its peak. / He saw Abacrombie his zombie slave, / And heard his wife call from beyond the grave. / She spoke from her coffin, and made ghoulish demands. / While through cracking walls reached skeleton hands. / Every horror in his life that had crept through his dreams, / Swept his mad laugh to terrified screams. / To escape the madness, he reached for the door, / But fell limp and lifeless down on the floor. / His voice was soft and very slow, / As he quoted The Raven from Edgar Allen Poe, / "And my soul from out that shadow floating on the floor, / Shall be lifted - Nevermore!" -Tim Burtons first film narrated by Vincent Price!

Monday, December 13, 2004

Friends, oh my god.....

Well, I know how all of you people out there just adore my blog, so I am keepin you posted...
A few people have begun to write to add a little adversity to this blog (because this is no longer just my blog) so get used to it damn it!

Christmas and a whole sock of coal thanks

I need to really brush up on my programming skills. I have forgotten everything. Today I have brought you a healthy dose of comedic materials (<-click) that are very much free. If you like anime or video games or preferably both this will appeal to you from the start. Make sure to read it in order though. Also if you haven't heard of it there is some videos and other files circulating the web. It is called bum fights or something along those lines. I will not be the judge of the content of these files but they are free to be viewed by you, so check stuff out. On a completely different note I am very unfortunate to be broke so near Christmas. Oh well, I will have to stand trial at the North Pole in front of high judge Santa Claus once again (did you know he has a southern accent?) for being a greedy undeserving bastard and will probably get off light with just some moral reproach.

Whatever, I still care for us

Ok how are you,I am fine, well enough of the pleasantries. What the hell is going on with everything in the world? Nothing? Fine. Excellent. Nothing for me to complain about....Well almost anything. What is up with all this commercialism? Anyone wonder why there are so many suicides around christmas? Because a nasty rumor is popping up that Santa deosn't exist. No really its because of bastards that run these companies that use Christmas to boost their sales. Its ludicrous! The one thing you need for sure for a great Christmas gift is a red and white mop! The perfect gift! No seriously, what the hell is that? Who wants a mop, or for that matter, a ------- sweater!??!?! Well i guess it gets cold around winter, but for gods sake knit the damn thing! Show some initiative, damn it! Its all good and well but whats the point in putting care in a present when you could just declare your love with a high price tag?
For god sake Im gonna go watch some seriously high priced dvds i got lastr christmas.
See ya on the flipside.

U.S.A begin again

Ok it is true that I complain too much. Seriously. What you are not gonna listen to me? What are you republican? I apologize, what I am really trying to do here is let other people think. Step back and open their mind to something they otherwise wouldn't do that for. Take Bush . As you may have gathered from my little republican comment I am not all that fond of Dubbaya, to say the least. Iahed him and the close mindedness of all his follwers. That is until I got around to thinking. Sure America is full of Idiots. I mean you gotta admit this place is a dump (thank you Georgey for all that school budget) but 51% of America being closeminded anti gay anti "choice" anti intellectual fools who sit around all day laughing at ren and stimpy and discussing how the best movie ever was Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure. Its just mathematically impossible. So then I start reading and I discover that Bush may be none too bright but his main issue are his psychological maladies. This guy is doing the best to impress a man he secretly resents. Namely his father. Thats why hes in Iraq. Thats why hes not doing jack about anything else in this damn co;untry and I see that people voted for him because they probably say that this man may have had some difficulties but its possible that hell get better. Or I'm just making all this up so that I dont face the real issue that this really is a nation of idiots. Please dont judge me until you know me. Then you may call me an egotistical madman who rants just to hear his own voice. I......(sigh) I love you people.